About Us

WE MAKE SHIRTS. TRUMP MAKES EXCUSES.

TRUMP CAN EAT 💩 is a political satire brand out of the United States. We print blunt, irreverent tees that say what a lot of people are thinking but won't put on a shirt.

Every design is original. Every shirt is printed on demand and shipped directly to you — no warehouse, no waste.

Why we exist

Political satire is one of the oldest forms of protected speech in this country. We believe in using it. Loudly. On cotton.

The shirts

We print on Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tees — one of the softest, best-fitting blanks on the market. Printed via Printful, shipped from US facilities.

Legal

TRUMP CAN EAT 💩 is political satire protected under the First Amendment. Not affiliated with Donald Trump, the Republican Party, or any campaign or PAC.

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